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    October 27

    宁作社会人渣 不当人间混混

    昨天下班就走,今早七点爬起来写copy,
    管丫迟多大份到,反正总是纠结了不知多久才稍微召回理智,隧拖着苦大仇深的表情到公司开始上班。
    厌班症加重,其中一大原因是极度讨厌现在的座位,讨厌到了无法形容的地步。
    以前多好,坐窗边,背靠南越王墓,风凉水冷,乐意了开开空调吹着,不乐意开了那就大开窗户感受自然风味。
    心情不错可以看看车流,情绪抑郁那就瞅瞅人群,加班时分呐端杯浓茶一立窗边,远远观望北京路暧昧的霓虹。
     
    后来换组嘛就调整到现在位置了。
    蜗于角落,背倚大柱一根,棱角坚硬且冷冰冰,没点风情。
    距离冷气有头牛那么远,不管另一头的人冻得要死要活还添衣还是怎样,我这边都无风无痕,时时香汗淋漓。
    最郁闷是还远离窗户晦暗到不行,草,他妈的还让不让人活了。
    天天抬头低头睁眼闭眼都是满眼的公司啊工作啊,像饿狼那样华丽丽地扑面而来。想养会儿眼都不行,估计离瞎不甚远了。
    对我这种明亮系美少女而言,缺少阳光空气就没了活路嘛,纵然是已经过气了,可风韵犹存呐,咋能生生折磨到从心里到情绪都阴暗到像不见光的公厕一样。
     
    我本闷骚,可近日特乐意跟人分享我在看嘛书。
    小L,最近有什么书好看呀。
    我,是,你,爸,爸。字字掷地有声。然后看着对方的脸瞬间石化,忒好玩儿。
    话说这几个字,念起来可真是带劲儿呐。
     
    经过某件事吧,对人生呢又有新思考。
    神探李奇话斋,我系社会既飞仔、人渣、败类、拆白党。觉着吧相对混混而言,这仨职业还蛮高尚的呢。
    人家人渣就是人渣,败类就是败类,渣得光明磊落,败得铿锵有力,假以时日修炼成人渣和败类界的中流砥柱,也算作卓越贡献。
    可混混呢,没毫厘真材实料,连当个屁的资格都没有,寒碜死了。要说你寒碜那就有点自知之明默默地低调地寒碜去吧,偏偏装个大牛逼四处糊弄人,动不动拽个二五八万的看谁都不顺眼。找打真是。
    总之,正直又善良的我,宁作社会人渣,都不作人间混混。
     
    前天大深夜的洗碗,洗着洗着掉下一小白条在洗手池。
    随手捞起来打算丢垃圾桶,猛然发觉那是软绵绵有手感的!
    继而惊悚发现,那是一坨肉体,确切说,是一坨尸体!!!
    嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷。第一时间甩回洗手池。这才看清是断了尾巴的小壁虎,凝固着凄惨的表情,身体都发白了,不知已往生多久。
    心头涌起隐约的哀伤,也隐约有印象洗手池边的窗台有条白物体好些天了,还以为是透明胶带来着,没想到是晾晒的窗台老尸!!!好!恶!心!啊!
    后来这现场是大Y清理的,估计他大半夜的听了我凄厉叫声也惊悚到不行,可还是要扮作巨man无比,潇洒地撩起壁虎甩进垃圾桶并负责遮盖尸身。
    这恶心了我一天,到现在都还觉得好像有东西在手指蠕动,恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了!!!
     
     

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